Africa does not need i-pods

First of all, thanks to the readers of my first blog. When I finished my first blog I felt like as if I have written my first book. Then one of my friends told me that the serious challenge lies in “Writing your 2nd Blog”. I really accept that fact. I don’t have anything to write until today which happened to be ‘Valentine’s day’.

Disclaimer: I am not a part of “Sri Ram Sene”. Do not look out for any logic in this.

Here I am going to write about the discussion happened between two friends. Names are changed on request. We can have their names as ‘Shivam’ (S1) and ‘Sundaram’ (S2). This is nothing to do with ‘Satyam’ which happened to be the core idea of my first blog.

Here goes the discussion...

S1: Hey Sundaram, what’s your plan for Valentine’s Day?

S2: Nothing special for me. So No plan..

S1: What?? Don’t you have any girlfriend???

S2: No. I don’t have and I don’t need one..

S1: What do you mean? Don’t you need any girlfriends? How can you live without any girlfriends?

S2: The reason is simple. Africa does not need i-pods....

S1: ????? what is the connection between this and that ??

S2: Hey Shivam, if you see Africans, they are really happy and enjoying their life
by living in the lap of nature. So they don’t need any extra things such as i-pods for enjoyment... The same thing applies for a person who is already happy with his friends (Boys or Girls). So he doesn’t any extras such as girlfriend to enjoy his life.

S1: What the bloody logic is this??

S2: OK. If you cannot digest that, then take this argument. Africans are already suffering with their life. So why do they need another trouble such as i-pods. Likewise some people are already having so many troubles in their life and why do you ask them to have one more trouble which is girlfriend.

S1: How can you compare i-pods with girlfriends?

S2: Because by having either of those “you are wasting time as well as money”.

S1: ?!?!?!

------- The discussion is over and there is no facts/logic to support the case.
Once again, thank you all to waste your time in reading this. Initially, I was not going to post this as I thought this is not the right post. But with suggestion of my auditor I am publishing this. (Anyway, auditors will always urge one to go ahead whether it’s right or wrong)

Satyam Shivam Sundaram

Hi all I am also in the game of blogging.....Don’t ask me Y... JLT..
First of all, i would like to thank Mr. Kiruba, CEO of Business bloggers and Mr. Vikas Swarup, the author of Q&A . I am really thankful to them ....blah blah blah... they told something abt writin.. blogging.. etc.. at that point i thought “ If i were abt to blog i have hardly a sentence to write”.. Luckily, one gr8 man helped me in writin more than a sentence..
And i would like to thank that gr88 person..it’s none other than Mr. Ramalinga Raju . founder of Truth . SATYAM....?!?! u can ask“Y the heck he is thanking that F****** @ this point”.. wait u may get the answer..
u may.. not u’ll.. Now the story goes in this way...
I used to think about my college days ...those were the MOST Happy days in my life . Villanz- the real heroes... our gang.. and the tag line goes “Mess with the meeks not with the Mechs”.. we had enjoyment in all possible ways.. even in Xam halls. This is same for all in our college days.. In those days I used to “READ EVERYTHING” .... from my neighbour in the Xam hall in all Xamz. I was not only consistent in copying but also with the source( from where i copied).. the neighbour is 99% Iyampetta(Iyya)... Now comes Ramalinga Raju (RR).. wait wait.. there is no connection between RR and Iyya..
The connection goes this way. “Y i copied in Xam and Y RR cooked up his A/c books”..Wats the reason.. i felt there is some common reason... cud b wrong.. anyway leave it..
Most of us want to achieve something in our life.. even in daily life.. but there are some (like me) who want to achieve but not ready to work hard.. not at all willing to work. Most of us wanted to have gud..atleast reasonable CG in our college..am not an Xception.. for some the reason may be pride....recognition.. but for most of us(including me) the reason is security.
...Same goes for RR. He saw others (Infy,TCS) showin profit of 25%.. so he started copyin from them.. But he was an MBA.. he is a CAT (even though he never cracked CAT). Becoz nobody can hear the steps of a Cat.. like that he did some Copy+Paste such that nobody can find that.. but the story dint stop there....
For security reasons I copied in Xam not knowing wat’s my contribution in my CG.. finally i got some decent CG.. then placement season started ( B4 bubble burst).. companies came.. some of us got shortlisted just bcoz we didn’t have arrears.. First time in my life, i dint even understand the questions which were asked in my interview... i thought they will select me just bcoz i have decent CG. But they tested me on Engineering concepts which i have never known. i was gang r***** in my interview ... Then i realized the value of ….Real Truth ( Profit in case of RR and in my case it’s knowledge)... But i also believe that “Value can be created from nothing”..bcoz i got selected in that interview.
once again Thnx.. this time for all my frenz.. .
wat happened to shivam and sundaram.. well.. god knows.